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andoran_g33k 199   |  0 |
| For those who didn't realize (MAGIRL), I already created a writing game 2 thread, which I asked Demos to delete because it was too late for me to rename it. By the time this was done, I was at home, and creating threads on my phone is very annoying. And I ended up having to do it anyway! I intend to put MoriKen's final post here (which was also deleted), SO DON'T PUT ANY NEW POSTS YET!!!! AGH! Alpha Nerd fortunately for me, a helpful Yellow Aes Sedai was passing by. She helped get the unconscious Inquisitor off my feet. I felt a cool shock as she healed the wounds. I thanked her, but was slightly wary...who was this Aes Sedai who just happened to be passing through..(wait, where was I exactly? I looked around...I seemed to be in an oval room on a long metal table. There were flashing lights in what seemed to look suspiciously like an alien spaceship's control panel.) ...this spaceship. There was always a cost to an Aes Sedai's help... I sighed. "Another spaceship! I can't take it anymore!" I started bashing my fists on the control panel, but to no avail. I picked my teeth with one of the Inquisitor's metal spikes as I contemplated my situation. "The White Tower requires your assistance, Alpha Nerd," the Yellow said imperiously. "You will come with me." My teeth picking suddenly imbued me with the power to resist the Aes Sedai's compulsion and allowed me to say rather unpleasantly, "SHADDAP!!!!!" |
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| MoriKen's post: I used the extra height the Inquisitor's spikes gave to my heels and towered over the Aes Sedai. "You heard me, tiny!" NOW you may continue posting. *grumbles*  |
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magirl 70 | 0 |
| OOC- I DID say that i KNEW you said you'd create a thread... except that there was NO thread there. *sigh* You were too slow.  |
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magirl 70 | 0 |
| OOC- I DID say that i KNEW you said you'd create a thread... except that there was NO thread there. *sigh* You were too slow. DOUBLE POST.  (added with help of editbutton)mod, please delete this post. |
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BAALZAMONKEY 43 | 0 |
| Her even tinier Warder gave out a shout and started kicking my shins. | ||
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andoran_g33k 199 | 1  |
| OOC-That's better! IC Luckily, I happened to be wearing my Machin Shin, since I had been on my way to play a rousing game of sok'kher before being captured. |
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MoriKen 259 | 0 |
| The spikes on his feet just filled me with more power. I'd show him how to kick like a girl! | ||
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BEELZEBUBBLE 88 | 0 |
| "Thanks!" he gushed with gratitude. "I had a feeling I was doing it wrong!" Soon his properly dainty kicks started to smart a little, even through my Machinny Shin Shins. |
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| "Alright, cowboy, slow down a bit," I cautioned. "You don't want to damage those dainty toes of yours." | ||
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| "Oh, my poor Wardy Poordy!" the Yellow Sister exclaimed in horror. "Let me heal your toesey woeseys! | ||
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josh 448 | 0 |
| while the Aes Sedai and the Warder were distracted trying to remove the Warders huge leather boots, I quietly sneaked away to see what I could learn about this spaceship. I wandered along a few corridors, peeped into a few rooms, but didn't find anything interesting. I turned a corner and suddenly, I bumped into... | ||
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| ...Luke Skywalker. | ||
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BAALZAMONKEY 43 | 0 |
| I turned to him and spoke on to him: Join me, Luke, and together we can rule the galaxy as Alpha Nerd and Alpha Dork! | ||
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andoran_g33k 199 | 1 |
| "Lo," I warned him. "The authority of the Alpha Nerd is absolute, more even than that of the Alpha Dork. Yea, though thy powers are great, mine are still greater. Be thou not a fallen angel, for the songs of Beiber shall rain down upon thine ears, and the insult of Twitlight upon thine eyes, and though ye cry out for relief, I shalt not offer aid up unto thee." OOC Firefox doesn't recognize "Beiber" as a word, but it recognizes "Rand" |
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| "NOT SO FAST!" cried the Alpha Dork. "You may be superior alone, however I have the full support of the Alpha Dweeb and of the Beta Dork. I have visited the sacred mountain of Geeks and lit a candle. That, at least, should make us equals in this matter." I glared at him, forcing him to shrink beneath my stare. |
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| "Thy insolence shalt not be tolerated," I thundered, and smote him mightily. | ||
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MoriKen 259 | 0 |
| My thundering was followed by lightning which smote him mightily from two directions. "Don't have your Daddy to save you this time!" I spoketh mockingly. "Needeth a hand? MuHAHAHAHAHAHAeth!" |
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| I grinned mightily, then proceeded to walketh to the nearest Godiva shop to rewardeth of myself. | ||
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BEELZEBUBBLE 88 | 0 |
| ...for Mother's Day because I was the Mother of Pain. | ||
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magirl 70 | 0 |
| I walked to the counter and demanded some chocolate. The cash register looked at me and asked "I thought you received a life-time supply of chocolate from your time in WillaWonka's chocolate factory?" "THOU SHALT NOT QUESTION ME!" I screamed as I smote yet another insolent being. |
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| With the cashier gone, I was free to gorge myself on the shop's wares. I set to with carefree abandon. | ||
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MoriKen 259 | 0 |
| I vigorously shoveled chocolate into my mouth until I was near bursting, my experience with Willy Wonka's river being but a dim memory. "What in the name of...?" someone exclaimed behind my back. It was... |
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BEELZEBUBBLE 88 | 0 |
| I slowly turned as I felt my incredibly increased mass start to collapse on myself. My mouth formed a chocolaty 'O' as to my surprise, I was confronted with... | ||
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| ...a mirror, showing the formation of a black hole directly in front of--hang on, the formation of a black hole FROM me! | ||
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magirl 70 | 0 |
| The black hole, caused by my immense mass, sucked all the chocolate into it's depths. | ||
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MoriKen 259 | 0 |
| The person who had so vehemently exclaimed before was none other than Stephen Hawking. Not you again! I mouthed around the ballistic chocolate. How did you get here? "Wherever there is a black-hole brewing, I'm there," he said through his computer with his usual impish grin. |
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| Thoroughly tired of his self-important smiling, I retorted, "Yo momma so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0x10^8 m/s."  |
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