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MoriKen 289    |  0 |
Then I remembered that I stopped playing with Strawberry Shortcake toys when I was eight. I cruised the town for something else to satisfy my sudden hunger. A gazillion more gallons of chocolate was definitely out. Suddenly... |
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andoran_g33k 208 | 1  |
| ...the Hamburgler leapt into my path and shouted, "Gimme your burgers!" A brilliant plan instantly formed in my head. "Sir Hamburgler," I said. "All of my burgers are hidden in a corner in the building where you keep your loot. Lead me there, and I will show you their secret location." | ||
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BEELZEBUBBLE 91 | 0 |
| The corner were he kept his loot just happened to coincide with the end of a nearby rainbow. "Wow!" I exclaimed. "A pot of gold too! Shiney..." |
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WOT_lover 31 | 0 |
| I realized then, with my hunger growling at me, that all his hamburgers were old and moldy and dirty. "ew....." i mutter. I look at the pot of gold and suddenly I leap at it. Grabbing it, I run away and go to McDonalds, as the Hamburgler made me crave a burger, and ordered 5 million burgers and a Large Coke and Large Fries. Looking at my pile of Burgers I drool and pay with 1 gold piece out of my pot of Gold, knowing that as soon as it leaves the pot that it will disappear back to the pot after a couple hours. Grinning stupidly I take it to go. | ||
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MoriKen 289 | 0 |
| After licking the last of the ketchup off my fingers, I gave out such a belch that the surrounding city block look like it had been hit by a bubble of evil. | ||
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tnfsinger 85 | 0 |
| From out of nowhere, Spiderman swooped in and swiped my fries, and I wasn't done with those! | ||
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WOT_lover 31 | 0 |
| "HEY!" I fly after him turning into a vampire bat and swoop down and saying the magic words "Hocus Pocus!" turning him into a real spider and catching him in my mouth I suck out his blood then drop him and fly after my falling fries. turning back into my human form, I catch my poor cold but still amazingly delicious fries right before hitting the ground. I go back to McDonalds and complain, they give me new fries.... I may have .... persuaded them.... as I got 5 new large fries. MWAHAHAHA | ||
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MoriKen 289 | 0 |
| All of sudden I find 4 more limbs starting to poke out of my body due to the radioactive blood. | ||
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andoran_g33k 208 | 0 |
| Awesomely, they were all shiny black bat-like wings. And, I'd gained the ability to breathe fire! | ||
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andoran_g33k 208 | 0 |
| I'd always disliked his choice of animal persona, and I'd never forgiven him for sneeringly rejecting my Turkeyman idea. Time for revenge! | ||
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| It was proving strangely difficult to find Batman (apparently, he's in hiding). So, I consulted on old friend of mine, the Joker, in the hope that he would be aware of Batman's whereabouts. | ||
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WOT_lover 31 | 0 |
| unfortunatly the joker, being locked away for the past 2 years didn't know where he was at the moment, but confided in me that he knew a man who recently had a brush with Batman who might know where he is. The Riddler. | ||
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MoriKen 289 | 0 |
| Except Jim Carrey (playing the Riddler) 's daughter was successfully making it through the rounds of American Idol so he was a little distracted at the moment. | ||
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andoran_g33k 208 | 0 |
| Thwarted for the time being, I decided to take a nap. Revenge was tiring work. | ||
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WOT_lover 31 | 0 |
| after my nap i went and found harvey two face and together we went and confronted jim carrey. since his daughter had finished her song. | ||
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BEELZEBUBBLE 91 | 0 |
| After having to hear very bad versions of Adele songs all day long from the other contestants, Jim looked drained and a little nauseas. Strangely enough, Jim's daughter grabbed what looked like Robin's costume and the situation grew tense. | ||
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andoran_g33k 208 | 0 |
| Robin himself poked his head out of a nearby dressing room and shouted, "HEY! I'm in my underpants here! Don't take my costume!" | ||
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MoriKen 289 | 0 |
| I paused, confused, "How can one tell the difference between your costume and your underpants?" In a towering rage, Robin launched himself out of his dressing room with a *CRASH* and a *BAM*, only to be intercepted by young Ms. Carrey with a *WHOMP*. |
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BEELZEBUBBLE 91 | 0 |
| In the meantime, Harvey and The Riddler had slipped out during the ruckus. Robin temporarily stunned Ms Carrey and grabbed me by the shoulder. "Where did they go?" he asked desperately. "Under there!" I explained, pointing in a random direction. "Under where?" he asked, stumped. "I made you say underwear! Hee hee." Robin keeled over in embarrassment. |
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WOT_lover 31 | 0 |
| "How are you embarresed?" I asked him disbelivingly, "I mean you wear underwearover your tights! So EVERYBODY can see." | ||
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MoriKen 289 | 0 |
| Robin just drooled all over the place as I vainly shook and lectured to him. Ms. Carrey stood wobbly to her feet. "Thanks! Lets go follow those guys!" I gave her the two thumbs up and we dashed down the corridor. Suddenly... |
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MoriKen 289 | 0 |
| I sighed and returned to finish the job. Ms. Carrey and I then left to resume our search. | ||
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MoriKen 289 | 0 |
| Unfortunately Robin's blood negated all the super powers that I had gained from draining Spiderman dry. However, my power was such that this was but a minor irritant. | ||
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andoran_g33k 208 | 0 |
| Sadly, Robin's blood tasted like a mixture of stale bread and rotten overeasy eggs. I needed a tongue transplant, and I needed it now. | ||
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WOT_lover 31 | 0 |
| So when i caught up to the riddler I told him that if he didn't tell me where batman was id cut off his tounge and feed it to the man eating gorrillas that I kept for just an occasion. Although even if he did tell me id still cut off his tongue, id just replace it with my own. | ||
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