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OOC: no i didnt
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so i blast them down with balefire.
"no one will get the song. only i have the song"
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All that singing was obviously making me a little churlish. I summoned the most comfortable bed in the universe and readied myself to take a catnap ( ).
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except the cat never came to take a nap!
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Well that's odd, I thought to myself. I was sure I told it to be here at 3...
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OOC: rofl. thats great. *bump*

IC: i look at my invisible watch. "oh! its only 2:30am!" *drop dead asleep*
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I found myself floating in the clouds with huge choirs of cherubim and seraphim singing me hymns. Suddenly some dude comes up to me, "Pleased to meet you," he sang with a scratchy voice. "Hope you guess my name."
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"Rumpelstiltskin!" I yell triumphantly. "Why do you disturb my slumber with your sore throat?"
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"I need your baby." he tells me. "it will cure my scratchy throat and let me sing again. ... Don't worry you will get her back." he explains.
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"After you eat her and poop her back out?!!" I asked, a little disturbed, "I don't think so, Mr Rumpelstiltskin Jagger! But what's puzzling me is the nature of your game."

Background singers: Hoo Hoo
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"Whatever do you mean?" he questioned, lips peeling back to reveal pearly white fangs, glistening as he smiled at the babe in my arms.
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OOC: isn't the baby in her crib? oh wait we are in a dream... right? soooo confused
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OOC: Good point WOT_lover

IC: "Sure," I said, enormously amused, "you can have this baby right here." I handed the "baby" to the Rock/(Vampire?) God.
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He grabbed her from me, eyes lighting up with anticipation. His eagerness quickly turned to shock however, then horror, as his form wavered and shook with the power of the child. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" he screamed as he was sucked away into Zeus's realm.
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OOC: Hilarious-


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g33k sooo funny
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OOC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA soooo great.

IC: laughing I wake up. only to find Zues waiting. not looking happy at all. sheepishly i shrug and grin up at him. I suddenly felt like an ant on the ground.
"uh.. um... hai brother? I swear it was only a joke. Just a j-joke."
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lol
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"Oh, OK," Zeus grumbled melodramatically, "I guess I kinda deserve that."

Before I faded away he left me with some parting words, "Always keep an eye to the sky, my dear. You never know when another Everest-sized rock has your number. Hee Hee."
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OOC: Nice sketch, Mori!

IC:
I theatrically swiped my brow and uttered a loud "Phew!" in relief. All this dreaming had worked up quite an appetite, so I decided to pop over to the nearest Walmart to pick up some chocolate chip pancake-wrapped sausages to break my fast.
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Walmart had gone out of business though due to the occupy force rising up and pulling them down.
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And then I remembered that after having eaten that "food" before, my lavatory had to be condemned for the duration of its 5 thousand year half-life.
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OOC: I just got confused. english for sick people please?
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OOC: The "result" of eating really bad food was radioactive.
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OOC: oh. got it!
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Chapter VIXCMKL

Being amused my the smoldering ashes of Walmart, I had a sudden urge for the color read. Hmmm...I thought to myself, where could I find a lot of red?
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OOC: um...... way to spell check..... I had to re-read that like 5 times before I got it.

IC: I see a drop of blood on the ground and suddenly I remember my special pool. So I traveled (because it makes more sense than apparating) to my special pool filled with the blood of the countless millions that I have killed over the years. I dive in relishing the feel of the blood all over my naked body and the taste of the blood going into my mouth.
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As I sank further and further into the lake of blood, I felt myself beginning to drown. Panic descended upon me. Suddenly I heard a calming voice: "Drown with me...." it said. "Elyon?" I whispered.
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OOC: its a pool. and wouldnt we be able to swim? or do we just become lethargic from drinking the blood? doesn't matter i'll continue on.

IC: Before darkness descended upon me dragging me down into the depths of despair.
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