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MoriKen 259   |  0 |
Then I remembered that I stopped playing with Strawberry Shortcake toys when I was eight. I cruised the town for something else to satisfy my sudden hunger. A gazillion more gallons of chocolate was definitely out. Suddenly... |
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andoran_g33k 199 | 1  |
| ...the Hamburgler leapt into my path and shouted, "Gimme your burgers!" A brilliant plan instantly formed in my head. "Sir Hamburgler," I said. "All of my burgers are hidden in a corner in the building where you keep your loot. Lead me there, and I will show you their secret location." | ||
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BEELZEBUBBLE 88 | 0 |
| The corner were he kept his loot just happened to coincide with the end of a nearby rainbow. "Wow!" I exclaimed. "A pot of gold too! Shiney..." |
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WOT_lover 25 | 0 |
| I realized then, with my hunger growling at me, that all his hamburgers were old and moldy and dirty. "ew....." i mutter. I look at the pot of gold and suddenly I leap at it. Grabbing it, I run away and go to McDonalds, as the Hamburgler made me crave a burger, and ordered 5 million burgers and a Large Coke and Large Fries. Looking at my pile of Burgers I drool and pay with 1 gold piece out of my pot of Gold, knowing that as soon as it leaves the pot that it will disappear back to the pot after a couple hours. Grinning stupidly I take it to go. | ||
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MoriKen 259 | 0 |
| After licking the last of the ketchup off my fingers, I gave out such a belch that the surrounding city block look like it had been hit by a bubble of evil. | ||
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tnfsinger 70 | 0 |
| From out of nowhere, Spiderman swooped in and swiped my fries, and I wasn't done with those! | ||
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WOT_lover 25 | 0 |
| "HEY!" I fly after him turning into a vampire bat and swoop down and saying the magic words "Hocus Pocus!" turning him into a real spider and catching him in my mouth I suck out his blood then drop him and fly after my falling fries. turning back into my human form, I catch my poor cold but still amazingly delicious fries right before hitting the ground. I go back to McDonalds and complain, they give me new fries.... I may have .... persuaded them.... as I got 5 new large fries. MWAHAHAHA | ||
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MoriKen 259 | 0 |
| All of sudden I find 4 more limbs starting to poke out of my body due to the radioactive blood. | ||
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| Awesomely, they were all shiny black bat-like wings. And, I'd gained the ability to breathe fire! | ||
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| I'd always disliked his choice of animal persona, and I'd never forgiven him for sneeringly rejecting my Turkeyman idea. Time for revenge! | ||
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| It was proving strangely difficult to find Batman (apparently, he's in hiding). So, I consulted on old friend of mine, the Joker, in the hope that he would be aware of Batman's whereabouts. | ||
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WOT_lover 25 | 0 |
| unfortunatly the joker, being locked away for the past 2 years didn't know where he was at the moment, but confided in me that he knew a man who recently had a brush with Batman who might know where he is. The Riddler. | ||
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MoriKen 259 | 0 |
| Except Jim Carrey (playing the Riddler) 's daughter was successfully making it through the rounds of American Idol so he was a little distracted at the moment. | ||
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| Thwarted for the time being, I decided to take a nap. Revenge was tiring work. | ||
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WOT_lover 25 | 0 |
| after my nap i went and found harvey two face and together we went and confronted jim carrey. since his daughter had finished her song. | ||
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| After having to hear very bad versions of Adele songs all day long from the other contestants, Jim looked drained and a little nauseas. Strangely enough, Jim's daughter grabbed what looked like Robin's costume and the situation grew tense. | ||
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andoran_g33k 199 | 0 |
| Robin himself poked his head out of a nearby dressing room and shouted, "HEY! I'm in my underpants here! Don't take my costume!" | ||
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